The price of not blogging for three months (blame it on the end of financial year; Christmas; snow on the keyboard, whatever) is to have to sit and delete 52 pages of spam comments.

Still some of them are noble attempts at English as a foreign language.

Two favourites:

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More decorous and on point enters and sends for the distinction of readers to follow.